
Quiet flex. Loud implications.
A crisp, minimalist sticker for those who appreciate dry humour, subtle shade, and spreadsheet-level parenting satire.
Kiss-cut for easy peel-and-stick application. Glossy finish that catches light just enough to say “I know what I’m doing” without screaming it. Perfect for laptops, water bottles, journals, phone cases, car windows, or anywhere you want to spark a smirk from people who get the reference.
Product features:
Care instructions: Gently wipe with a soft, dry cloth to remove dust or fingerprints. For stubborn spots, use a tiny bit of warm water + dish soap on a microfiber cloth. Pat dry. No soaking needed — keep them looking sharp.
Wear your data proudly. The algorithm never lies.
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Glossy paper finish
Scratch-resistant surface
Long lasting
Vinyl surface stickers with a permanent acrylic adhesive backside, perfect for smooth flat surfaces (like laptops, journals, windows etc.)
Vibrant colors
Printed with environmentally friendly eco-solvent inks provides extraordinary bright colors
PNG format
Kiss-cut stickers require a transparent PNG design file as this is the only format accepted
Age restrictions
For adults
Country of origin
Blank product sourced from Japan (Printify Choice)
Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards..
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We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.
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